Lepide Inutilis Rudera

Well...i'm Alex! 17, 6'2" even, 136 pounds. oh wait...too much? I have a strange sense of humor, and an insatiable obsession for Adventure Time, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, AHS, Starkid, and music in general (oh and i also have a huge secret crush on Louis Tomlinson, sorry guys), and all of these will be represented in this mashed up clusterfuck i call a blog, which has mainly anything that strikes my fancy. which is a lot. I am as gay as the Fourth of July, (just puttin' it out there) and i do not have any specific religious preference (i'm not a big fan of "labels", mostly because they cause a lot of bullshit) (by the way, I know that most people consider gay a label, but its one hell of a lot easier to say than attracted to men, so there ya go). I like to consider myself kindhearted (generally) and i usually care about other peoples feelings before my own! if anything is ever bothering you or you need some advice, or if you just wanna say hi, my ask box is open! (besides, it would make me feel less lonely). But I digress. Enjoy my Charmingly Useless Rubbish! (that's what the name of the blog means in case ya didn't know)
Boss Ass Bitches

rebagled:

*aggressively doesn’t know*

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idareu2bme:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

A++

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lookinthroughthewindows:

dripping-adorableness:

vice-city-public-relations-guy:

sugashane:

eltigrechico:

goldengrime:

triplegoddesss:

Kanye West on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

i can’t believe they called this a rant. Kanye West just put my evolution as person in words. i’ve been saying this for years.

in all honestly as much as I like to dump on Kanye I’ll admit that reading this it makes a lot more sense than it sounded on TV.

I’m telling y’all, Kanye is a genius. He knows exactly what he’s doing. 

He’s actually pretty remarkable. He has suffered from acute depression in the past. His story could potentially save lives. 

^^^

Pay close attention to the things they call rant. They don’t want you to hear it. 

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tooleztofunction:

This scene entire movie was brilliant perfect amazing written by Jesus.

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islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

image

i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

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dancinglashatumbai:

the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 

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suicidallyreckless:

I googled ‘upside down cats’ and I am the farthest thing from disappointed

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dansrules:

disneyfab:

this literally gave me chills.

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

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People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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lol fuck Bukowski

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ezekiel-wearing-sammy-to-prom:

piertotum-locomottor:

snapchatting:

shaxaphone:

snapchatting:

be extra nice to people who don’t know what fisting is

wait whats fisting

you look beautiful today

i really don’t know what fisting is tho

your blog is beautiful and please stay away from google

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assgod:

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

I still can’t believe there was another uchiha massacre so recently :(

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